My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family
They seem like nice people
I didn’t know this origin story, but it makes me happy on so many levels.
Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name
trying to walk past someone more like
Mariah Carey and 50 Cent are officially tied for worst first pitch in history